The No-Stress Performer Who Makes You Look Like a Genius
(Yes, this website’s simple. That’s on purpose. I believe in focusing on what matters — and when it comes to live events, that’s making sure your audience shows up, stays engaged, and leaves feeling more connected than when they came in. If you're looking for tech-heavy spectacle or high-maintenance drama, I’m probably not your guy. But if you want dependable, low-stress entertainment that your audience will actually love? You’re in exactly the right place.)
Want an event everyone raves about — without the headaches?
BJ from Colon delivers laugh-out-loud, heartwarming entertainment that delights kids, impresses adults, and makes you the hero for booking it.
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Contact BJ:
Mobile: 269.503.1373
bj@bjfromcolon.com
Stop Gambling With Your Reputation!
With BJ from Colon, you’re not just booking a show — you’re booking peace of mind:
✅ Professional & Punctual: Early arrival (30–45 minutes)
✅ Engages All Ages: From 5-year-olds to grandparents
✅ Makes YOU Look Brilliant: “Who found this guy?” reactions
✅ Zero Tech Hassle: Simple, smooth, self-contained setup
You're not just planning an event — you're making a memory.
You’ve lived through it:
The performer who shows up flustered or late
Kids squirming and zoning out
Adults checking the time
You silently thinking, “Please let this end before someone complains to me.”
When you're the one booking the entertainment, every awkward moment feels personal. But finding someone funny, reliable, and truly for all ages? That feels like magic.
🗓 Most popular dates book 3–6 months in advance
💬 “BJ is an outstanding magician… He captivates his audience both young and old. He showed us all that reading can be fun and magical. I would strongly recommend BJ for your future events” — Cathy C., Title One Teacher Centreville Schools
🎭 Choose Your Perfect Show Experience
| 🎩 Wonder & Whimsy | 🎪 Big Laughs Family Show | |
|---|---|---|
| Perfect For | Schools, Libraries, Educational Events | Fairs, Festivals, Family Celebrations |
| The Transformation | Turns “just another assembly” into something unforgettable | Makes your event the one people talk about for years |
| Who Loves It | Teachers, librarians, parents | Festival directors, party hosts, families |
| The Experience | Whimsical poetry, storytelling, and playful magic | High-energy comedy, improv, and audience interaction |
| Your Reputation | “Best school event we’ve had in years” | “Highlight of the whole weekend!” |
| Practical Magic | Minimal setup, works in any space, no tech needed | Works indoors or outdoors, flexible setup, minimal tech |
| The Bonus | Optional book readings and literacy tie-ins | Post-show meet & greets, merch and photo ops |
| Booking Notes | Popular dates fill 3–6 months out | Summer weekends go fast – book early! |
🚀 Every Show from BJ Includes:
Early arrival (30–45 minutes before showtime)
30+ years of experience
Self-contained sound system (if needed)
Optional meet & greet
Optional book sales or donations
“I booked BJ for my son’s birthday party, {and} I’m so glad I did. He is great with kids and had people of all ages laughing and entertained. I would highly recommend seeing him at Abbott’s or booking him for parties or gatherings.”
“BJ entertained over 300 5th graders during our Annual Artworks Day event. We were impressed by his ability to tailor his program to [our] audience. His professionalism was excellent as he interacted with students and parents. We would not hesitate to recommend his services.”
“My son still talks about his party... SIX YEARS LATER!”